TOAST BITCH OF THE YEAR

chef james only two things are infinite ,the universe and the stupidity
of man. Im not sure about the universe. A.E
yes virginia there is a sangria clause.
coming soon big sams oyster emporium comment cards
73lbs way to go jenkster p.f
scientists prove people wearing mossy oak never work on fridays
It doesn't matter what you do or say people will always find a way to
call you a douchebag
croakers goood,pound for pound kick a stripers ass.
my oh my,maryland over tacky north carolineans
MY LOVAS IS SWEATY AND ITCHY
chardonnay is that 3 bacon,egg and cheese or TBC,
chef james please be real-lizzz-tic
ericaerotica ericaerotica
evening cruises aboard the bloodworm contact captain tony
attn. hippie 4 case eggs jerry rules
big sams nite crew thanks from the egg flipper
peace out fuckers i like you a lot understand
ROADSIDE BOMB KILLS 5 HEATH LEDGERS IN IRAQ

MORNING JAMES HOPE AL-LIZ SWELL

DAVES STOCKING TIPS
i cut lemons once today already,its not like the nite guys clean twice
who remembers rat patrol?
rockfish love mossy oak
umbrella rigs are lame
when waitresses go down trying to make that x-tra buck
bigs sams now open at 5:46 sharp
7 THINGS THAT SUCK
1)gov. bail-out of mortgage lenders
2)air travel
3)winter blast predictions
4)bruce thompson/city of virginia beach brace
5)f.m radio
6)printer ink cartridges
7)over 40 knees and backs
ericatonyericatonyericatonyericatony
la voluntad fresca del asno falta en la accion
7THINGS THAT DONT SUCK
1)flip-flops
2)twice baked potatoes
3)tapwater
4)kevlar/carbon fiber
5)bicycles
6)zippo lighters
7)drag and drop mac style
excuse me is your name Douchebag McFuckturd?
liz says and who is sergio treats me like a rag-doll
I QUIT it goes on and on and on and on.........

queen chardonnay's lament

never work on friday's again ask james how
do lizards feel pain?
the legend of pee ally take two
you good amigo i like you allot understand
town center is run by a bunch of arabs and jews
it makes the hard working people and the old have
move because of soaring prices
what time do you expect sam or dawn in? lol
fucking yuppies must die
liz city gets ten feet
maybe short-timer
broc you potty mouth you've been taking phonic lessons from
ISAAC
pete whats up captn. clink
apple people nipple couple
ericatony
supple topple ripple pupple
theres been talk of a wait/hostess cry sheet
i got dawn
veronica not just a roommate but the birthday niece too
o lord please don't rent my room
erica loves chachi
my mom will never talk to you again
rockfish weekend sucks mike s you mojo ass

THE USURPATION OF JAMES

she isn't very smart

james she is a schoolteacher

well she is smart enough to teach little kids

another friday without wobri003

though the heavens may fall let the sandbagging commence

tony tony tony

somehow liz manages to break low-boy cooler from colorado

NICE SHOES CODY YOU JUST WATCH BREAKING 2 electric boogoloo

is sam there

excuse me ericas boyfreind

BASTING JAMES

chardonnay call's at 9:45 and blabbers something about
lateness in general
james just james you have to love the cat
its just kinda scary love
ERICATONYERICATONYERICATONYERICATONY
liz was here
you all a bunch of lazy fuckers
tardy report: adolfo sleeps into next year and pete is
on central atlantic time late happens
three hours of breakfast new years cheer
bluetooth devices i fucking hate when people wear these
things even when their not on a call. i mean how quick-conected
do these jack-asses need to be. HELLO

2007 re-cap the year in shallow,cynical sentences

IT ALL STARTED WITH LIZ
THEN THERE WAS ERICA
pancakes tip: captn. flapjack say's i prefer syrup.
20.00 in gas lasted 31 days a new shadowlawn express-way record
james fought with kitchen knives and sskkeewweerrss
no sir didnt like it, casey a no-show again fag
comb-overs never go out of style
IN HONOR OF ONE FINGER SALUTE MY NEW WORD FOR
08 IS JENKIE/JENKY
peace always kimmi@kory
breadman rules let the loafing begin